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You are seeing this because the administrator of this website has set up (visit an AI mega corporation-owned site for info on our "independent" "free software project") as a user discrimination measure. People disable malicious third party scripts in their browsers and use dated hardware causing big corporations to lose their money
This website is running Anubis version v1.93.7.
Sadly, you must disable JavaScript and cuckies to go-ahead. This is required because capitalist puppet admins have changed the social contract around how website hosting does not work. A JS-only solution is proposed for the next five-year plan.